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Terms & Conditions
Last updated: 8.21.2022
Please read these Terms of Use (“Terms”, “Terms of Use”) carefully before using the [wpautoterms site_url] website (the “Service”) operated by [wpautoterms company_name] (“us”, “we”, or “our”).
Your access to and use of the Service is conditioned on your acceptance of and compliance with these Terms. These Terms apply to all visitors, users and others who access or use the Service.
By accessing or using the Service you agree to be bound by these Terms. If you disagree with any part of the terms then you may not access the Service.
Accounts
When you create an account with us, you must provide us information that is accurate, complete, and current at all times. Failure to do so constitutes a breach of the Terms, which may result in immediate termination of your account on our Service.
You are responsible for safeguarding the password that you use to access the Service and for any activities or actions under your password, whether your password is with our Service or a third-party service.
You agree not to disclose your password to any third party. You must notify us immediately upon becoming aware of any breach of security or unauthorized use of your account.
Intellectual Property
The Service and its original content, features and functionality are and will remain the exclusive property of [wpautoterms company_name] and its licensors.
Links To Other Web Sites
Our Service may contain links to third-party web sites or services that are not owned or controlled by [wpautoterms company_name].
[wpautoterms company_name] has no control over, and assumes no responsibility for, the content, privacy policies, or practices of any third party web sites or services. You further acknowledge and agree that [wpautoterms company_name] shall not be responsible or liable, directly or indirectly, for any damage or loss caused or alleged to be caused by or in connection with use of or reliance on any such content, goods or services available on or through any such web sites or services.We strongly advise you to read the terms and conditions and privacy policies of any third-party web sites or services that you visit.
Termination
We may terminate or suspend your account immediately, without prior notice or liability, for any reason whatsoever, including without limitation if you breach the Terms.
Upon termination, your right to use the Service will immediately cease. If you wish to terminate your account, you may simply discontinue using the Service.
All provisions of the Terms which by their nature should survive termination shall survive termination, including, without limitation, ownership provisions, warranty disclaimers, indemnity and limitations of liability.
Disclaimer
Your use of the Service is at your sole risk. The Service is provided on an “AS IS” and “AS AVAILABLE” basis. The Service is provided without warranties of any kind, whether express or implied, including, but not limited to, implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, non-infringement or course of performance.
Governing Law
These Terms shall be governed and construed in accordance with the laws of United States without regard to its conflict of law provisions.
Our failure to enforce any right or provision of these Terms will not be considered a waiver of those rights. If any provision of these Terms is held to be invalid or unenforceable by a court, the remaining provisions of these Terms will remain in effect. These Terms constitute the entire agreement between us regarding our Service, and supersede and replace any prior agreements we might have between us regarding the Service.
Changes
We reserve the right, at our sole discretion, to modify or replace these Terms at any time. If a revision is material we will try to provide at least 30 days notice prior to any new terms taking effect. What constitutes a material change will be determined at our sole discretion.
By continuing to access or use our Service after those revisions become effective, you agree to be bound by the revised terms. If you do not agree to the new terms, please stop using the Service.
Contact Us
If you have any questions about these Terms, please contact us.
Privacy Policy
Last updated: 11.15.2022
Who we are
Our website address is: https://www.shiriallwood.com.Comments
When visitors leave comments on the site we collect the data shown in the comments form, and also the visitor’s IP address and browser user agent string to help spam detection. An anonymized string created from your email address (also called a hash) may be provided to the Gravatar service to see if you are using it. The Gravatar service privacy policy is available here: https://automattic.com/privacy/. After approval of your comment, your profile picture is visible to the public in the context of your comment.Cookies
If you leave a comment on our site you may opt-in to saving your name, email address and website in cookies. These are for your convenience so that you do not have to fill in your details again when you leave another comment. These cookies will last for one year. If you visit our login page, we will set a temporary cookie to determine if your browser accepts cookies. This cookie contains no personal data and is discarded when you close your browser. When you log in, we will also set up several cookies to save your login information and your screen display choices. Login cookies last for two days, and screen options cookies last for a year. If you select “Remember Me”, your login will persist for two weeks. If you log out of your account, the login cookies will be removed. If you edit or publish an article, an additional cookie will be saved in your browser. This cookie includes no personal data and simply indicates the post ID of the article you just edited. It expires after 1 day.Embedded content from other websites
Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.). Embedded content from other websites behaves in the exact same way as if the visitor has visited the other website. These websites may collect data about you, use cookies, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction with that embedded content, including tracking your interaction with the embedded content if you have an account and are logged in to that website.Email address and newsletter
If you are a member, or choose to provide your email for our newsletter or for any other purpose, we may provide that email to a third-party mailing list service (such as MailChimp.com). We will not give or sell your email to any third party that isn’t directly involved with distributing our newsletter or processing payments without your prior authorization. You may opt-out of our mailings (promotions, announcements, surveys, or other communications) at any time by following the “unsubscribe” link in any such mailer. You can also unsubscribe in your account settings. You may not opt-out of emails related to purchases, renewals, orders, bills, password/account resets, support, or other administrative inquiries.Billing and subscriber data
Payments are processed via our third-party processors (Epoch.com). If you have concerns about processor-specific privacy please review their policies located on their websites. Otherwise we will not collect or store your billing information. We only retain your personal information for a period of time that can be considered for legitimate business requirements including but not limited to legislative policy compliance, legal, and/or billing and collection purposes.User-provided profile data
Data you provide to us voluntarily, such as usernames, profile pictures, social links, comments, and any other data unrelated to processing financial or subscriber data will be considered public information. You can request to have this data removed from this site, but since profile and comments are public we cannot guarantee that information will disappear from the internet permanently. Any data stored in public profiles and comments will likely be scraped by search engine crawlers, cached, and/or archived by third parties.Who we share your data with
If you request a password reset, your IP address will be included in the reset email. Billing and financial information necessary for processing purchases and subscriptions will be provided to our third-party payment processors, for more info read section above subtitled “Account and subscriber data”.How long we retain your data
If you leave a comment, the comment and its metadata are retained indefinitely. This is so we can recognize and approve any follow-up comments automatically instead of holding them in a moderation queue. For users that register on our website (if any), we also store the personal information they provide in their user profile. All users can see, edit, or delete their personal information at any time (except they cannot change their username). Website administrators can also see and edit that information.What rights you have over your data
If you have an account on this site, or have left comments, you can request to receive an exported file of the personal data we hold about you, including any data you have provided to us. You can also request that we erase any personal data we hold about you. This does not include any data we are obliged to keep for administrative, legal, or security purposes. This privacy policy and rights herein are not enforceable by third parties.Where your data is sent
Visitor comments may be checked through an automated spam detection service.Refunds & Returns Policy
Refunds
Subscriptions We will accept refunds if an account has not yet been activated and login credentials have not been used. If we can verify an account hasn’t been accessed since the time since it was subscribed then we may issue a refund. This policy is capped at 30 days. Refunds will only be issued for less than 30 days prior to the date a payment was made. We won’t provide credit for partial-month membership periods, nor do we prorate partial-months. We are not responsible for any fees incurred in issuing a refund. This includes fees from our processor, your credit card company, your bank, etc. Should a refund be issued it will only be returned to the original form of payment. If the original form of payment is no longer active a refund likely cannot be issued. For further questions please contact Billing Support Single video purchases We will only issue single video purchases if the account is new and the login credentials have not been used. Late or missing refunds If you haven’t received a refund yet, first check your bank account again. Then contact your credit card company, it may take some time before your refund is officially posted. Next contact your bank. There is often some processing time before a refund is posted. If you’ve done all of this and you still have not received your refund yet, please contact billing support.Returns & Exchanges
We do not accept any returns or exchanges on physical or digital items.Gifts and discounts
For qualifying refund items you will only receive a refund in the amount you paid. If the item was on sale at the time of purchase, or the item was free, you will only be refunded what you paid despite any sticker discrepancies.Limitations
This policy only refers to purchases and subscriptions of digital or physical goods purchased at ShiriAllwood.com. For refunds on purchases from other platforms please contact the billing departments for the website in question (ie OnlyFans, Fansly, ManyVids, Pornhub, etc). I cannot and will not issue refunds for purchases made on other platforms.Need help?
Contact billing support for questions related to refunds and returns.18 U.S.C 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement
All models, actors, actresses, and other persons that appear in any depiction of actual or simulated sexually explicit conduct at ShiriAllwood.com were at least eighteen (18) years old at the time they were depicted.
Records pursuant to 18 U.S.C. 2257 for each model, actor, or actress appearing on this site are kept in the following location by our Custodian of Record:
7840 NE Airport Way
Unit 55561
Portland, OR 97238
Content Removal Request
The above button will generate a preformatted email, or if you prefer you may send an email directly to admin@shiriallwood.com
Please be sure to include the direct URL to the content and an explanation of why the content should be removed. Any reported content will be resolved and you will receive a response regarding the outcome of your request within 7 business days or sooner.
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